youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

(via wayfest)

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

(via wayfest)

domesticterrorism:

Noble intentions are never a reason to not explore and criticize what kinds of other harmful power dynamics are at play in a text, work of art, speech, or anything else.

(via dearscience)

i’d straight fuck shit up on jeopardy, you don’t even know